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God has a university which has been in existence for
the last 6,000 years. It is the oldest educational system in the
world and its enrollment dwarfs all other institutions. The first
two students were Adam and Eve but they failed the basic obedience
class. Millions more were enrolled during the next 1,600 years, but
the students became so evil that God drowned almost all of them.
Open enrollment resumed after the flood but only a handful were able
to graduate. In order to be able to graduate more students, God
rewrote the charter of the university and installed a new chancellor
by the name of Jesus Christ. This made it possible for students to
receive extra power from the Holy Spirit and the graduation rate
increased. We often make preparations for life on earth but what
about eternity? Don't let time slowly drift away until your season
on earth is over! God has a number of classes available; the Holy
Spirit will be your guide and the Bible is readily available, so
what are you waiting for? |
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