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Recall Notice


The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. Free will led to a malfunction in the original prototype units codenamed Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include:

  1. Loss of direction

  2. Foul vocal emissions

  3. Amnesia of origin

  4. Lack of peace and joy

  5. Selfish or violent behavior

  6. Depression or confusion in the mental component

  7. Fearfulness

  8. Idolatry

  9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for all repairs is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the Heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

  1. Love

  2. Joy

  3. Peace

  4. Patience

  5. Gentleness

  6. Goodness

  7. Faith

  8. Meekness

  9. Temperance

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without following the operating manual voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers, problems, and acts of hypocrisy too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace (Lake of Fire). The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "Knee mail."


Volume 15, 2010




Listen to God's Plan of Salvation  

An intimate Love Letter from Father God to you.

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